What is the definition of Wireless Medical Research?

Ah, wireless medical research – the fascinating (and slightly unsettling) world where doctors try to revolutionize healthcare without a single wire in sight, but instead, with a bunch of fancy gadgets that sound like they were rigged by a genius with a PhD in conspiracy theories. Imagine this: "Scientists are testing the latest Wi-Fi-enabled pacemaker that claims to transmit heart health data directly to your smartphone, promising a world where doctors can check on their patients' heartbeats without ever setting foot on the hospital floor!" It's like they're trying to outrun the hospital, but with heartbeats.